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You must be wondering why I posted SpongeBob instead a half-naked hunk. It is because Ian emailed me and “you look very much like SB”. I hope you are laughing your arse off when you sent this off to me, together with a long email about himself, his dog Lark, and his endless sex drive (shameless, but at least he’s having some… I wish I have some).
Seriously which part of SB looks like me! I really demand an explanation, which he will never give. I don’t have a square face, or body, and I don’t wear square pants; closest is boxers. I have more than my two front teeth. I don’t have limpy arms anymore (not that I remember having any before this). My eyes don’t bulge, and if anything that is bulging, you can look lower. I certainly don’t have holes in my face… well maybe some… hmm more like pores. I hate to wear tie, unless it is used for other reason. And finally I don’t do jumping out of the box with rainbow trick. Too gay for my style. The only similarity I see between SB and me is that both of us are CUTE, and likeable by most people (I did say most).
