Monday, January 8, 2007

e.g.g.-i.n.g.

I am messaging with someone who are a friend yet a stranger. It is someone I’ve briefly noticed during gym. That got me thinking how superficial we human have become. We prefer the cosiness of cyber rather than the awkward physical presence. Often we could talk for hours on the phone with strangers, but the only hours we spend face to face over coffee is silence. Or that we are neighbors or colleagues who share the same lift or brush shoulders daily, yet never even say hi — We become buddies in Friendster (not that i use it). Or like a friend who shag a guy for a mere one-night-stand, only later knowing the person as his friend’s boyfriend. Then again there is also the friend who shag his friend’s boyfriend even after knowing they are together. Or that you type and type with no recollection, it is a pointless strategy that you yourself can’t perform; what more expecting others to do so. Regardless what, it has become somewhat morbid cycle of the happy community.

You can cook an egg, can’t you?

It is easy

In four simple steps

Heat the pan

Drop the butter

Crack the egg

Pinch in some salt

And in less than five you have your egg

Cooked!

What we don’t always get is the perfectness of an egg

The white cloudy fluff

The golden liquidy york

We split the york before it even touch the pan

We break it when we flip over

We burn one side if not both

We have the whole kitchen burning up in flame, or not

We mistaken a pinch with a punch

We make it into scramble when it was hopeless

But it was still an egg

And we’d still eat it

Copernicus told me this year is mine to hold but not to have. I hate to disappoint his theory. He said some nasty things; like how I shouldn’t make a nuinsance out of myself, and that I should keep out of other’s business. On top of that bit, I should be more patience and forgiving, even though around idiots and bastards who can’t seem to get things right. So basically he’s telling me “this gonna be a shitty year for ya”.

But there is a sorta’ vaccine for that — I best own a tiger! And mini-black-and-orange-stripped G-string doesn’t count.

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