To the left, to the left… move your arse to the right already!
Recently I subjected myself to a new trick - Salsa. Every year I seem to sign up for something new yet never stick it any of them for the year after. The typical of jack of all trade!
Dancing ain’t that new to me. I’ve done so every now and then. It goes way back to my primary-school year where I was forced to participate in this slow-motion Malay dance. Actually my dancing phenomena can be seen even during my kindergarten year. Back then I was an irritating brat who refused to dance on the final minutes and made a huge scene by throwing tantrum. Yea, quite a handful and drama king! Never did I expect to jump into a dance session down the road.. but I am doing it now.
Let’s see what I’d observed…
[1] girls prefer to dance at arm-length, so tense when dancing with another guy
[2] girls dance like a lost chicken when they are doing it alone
[3] girls have this boring facial expression
[4] girls move their hips too much… it is sinfully wrong
[5] girls taking charge instead of letting the guy leads
[6] girls with PMS should not allow to dance… they have that bithcy vibes
[7] girls like to count their steps loudly
[8] girls just downright rigid
Of cos not all of them are like that, there are a few of them quite a good partner… what about guys? Guys have no issue, except I do wish there’s salsa for guys only! That should be interesting.
